These are sports related jokes I have been

collecting from sites around college football. If you have one you would like included, email me at

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Rodriguez looked at his star linebacker and said  "I know I am

not allowed to let you play since you flunked math but we need you in

there.  How about I ask you a math question that proves you know

math so you can play?"  The linebacker agreed and Coach asked

him "What's 2 + 2 equal?"  The star LB thought for a minute

and said "4!"  "Did you say 4?" Rodriguez

exclaimed happy he got it correct.  Suddenly all the other

Mountaineer players in the locker room screamed "Come on Coach,

give him another chance!"

I was in a bar the other day. Standing next to me was a Boston

College  football player, so I said to him, "Want to hear a really funny

Eagle

joke?"."Before you tell me," he said,

"you should realize that I'm a BC Eagle football player. Furthermore, my friend beside me, who is

6'3" and weighs 240 pounds is also a BC football player. And next

to him is our friend, who is 6'6" tall and weighs 270 pounds and

also a BC football player. Now, are you sure you still want to tell me

that BC football joke? "No," I said. "Not if I

have to explain it three times".

What is

the difference between a dollar bill and the West Virginia Football

team?  You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar.

Three

men die, and they are in heaven before St. Peter. St. Peter questioned

each man: St. Peter (to the first man): What is your IQ? First man: 210.

St. Peter: Wow!  That's really high,

maybe we should discuss the Theory of Relativity sometime. St. Peter (to the second man): What is your

IQ? Second man: 170.St. Peter: Well, that is also good, maybe

we could discuss the fundamentals of Quantum Mechanics sometime. St. Peter (to the third man): What is your

IQ? Third man: 70.St. Peter: Well...How about those West Virginia

Mountaineers?

What is the difference between a

psu fan and a trampoline?  You take your shoes off to jump on a

trampoline.

What's the difference between

the Titanic and West Virginia cheerleaders?  Only a couple of

thousand went down on the Titanic.

What is the difference between a

dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nitter in the middle of

the road?  There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What do the 'eers have in

common with marijuana?  They both get smoked in a bowl.

How do you keep a nitter out of

your yard?  Put up goal posts.

Why do girls at Morgantown

have rectangular breasts?  Because they forgot to take the tissues

out of the box.

You're on a deserted island with

three people, a cannibal, a murderer and a lion fan.  You have a

gun with two bullets.  Who do you shoot?  The Lion

fan....twice.

How can you tell if a

Georgetown BB player was using the computer?  There is white out on

the screen.

How can you tell if

there was another Georgetown BB player using the same computer? 

There is writing over the white out.

What do you get when you

cross Monica Lewinsky and psu?  A team that can't swallow after

they blow the big one.

How

many pallbearers would be needed for a Mountaineer Alumni funeral? Two,

garbage cans have only two handles.