Published Oct 20, 2001
Rivalry Jokes 5
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RIVALRY JOKES (5)
These are sports related jokes I have been
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Rodriguez looked at his star linebacker and said  "I know I am
not allowed to let you play since you flunked math but we need you in
there.  How about I ask you a math question that proves you know
math so you can play?"  The linebacker agreed and Coach asked
him "What's 2 + 2 equal?"  The star LB thought for a minute
and said "4!"  "Did you say 4?" Rodriguez
exclaimed happy he got it correct.  Suddenly all the other
Mountaineer players in the locker room screamed "Come on Coach,
give him another chance!"
I was in a bar the other day. Standing next to me was a Boston
College  football player, so I said to him, "Want to hear a really funny
Eagle
joke?"."Before you tell me," he said,
"you should realize that I'm a BC Eagle football player. Furthermore, my friend beside me, who is
6'3" and weighs 240 pounds is also a BC football player. And next
to him is our friend, who is 6'6" tall and weighs 270 pounds and
also a BC football player. Now, are you sure you still want to tell me
that BC football joke? "No," I said. "Not if I
have to explain it three times".
What is
the difference between a dollar bill and the West Virginia Football
team?  You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar.
Three
men die, and they are in heaven before St. Peter. St. Peter questioned
each man: St. Peter (to the first man): What is your IQ? First man: 210.
St. Peter: Wow!  That's really high,
maybe we should discuss the Theory of Relativity sometime. St. Peter (to the second man): What is your
IQ? Second man: 170.St. Peter: Well, that is also good, maybe
we could discuss the fundamentals of Quantum Mechanics sometime. St. Peter (to the third man): What is your
IQ? Third man: 70.St. Peter: Well...How about those West Virginia
Mountaineers?
What is the difference between a
psu fan and a trampoline?  You take your shoes off to jump on a
trampoline.
What's the difference between
the Titanic and West Virginia cheerleaders?  Only a couple of
thousand went down on the Titanic.
What is the difference between a
dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nitter in the middle of
the road?  There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What do the 'eers have in
common with marijuana?  They both get smoked in a bowl.
How do you keep a nitter out of
your yard?  Put up goal posts.
Why do girls at Morgantown
have rectangular breasts?  Because they forgot to take the tissues
out of the box.
You're on a deserted island with
three people, a cannibal, a murderer and a lion fan.  You have a
gun with two bullets.  Who do you shoot?  The Lion
fan....twice.
How can you tell if a
Georgetown BB player was using the computer?  There is white out on
the screen.
How can you tell if
there was another Georgetown BB player using the same computer? 
There is writing over the white out.
What do you get when you
cross Monica Lewinsky and psu?  A team that can't swallow after
they blow the big one.
How
many pallbearers would be needed for a Mountaineer Alumni funeral? Two,
garbage cans have only two handles.